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Idiots Club

Official Membership Certificates

We all know someone who deserves recognition for their truly spectacular moments of stupidity. Now you can make it official.

Gift a Membership — €9.99

A personalised certificate is emailed instantly. No questions asked.

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What is this, exactly?

The world's most official certificate of idiocy.

The Idiots Club is a strictly non-exclusive organisation welcoming anyone who has ever locked their keys in the car, replied-all to the entire company, or confidently walked into a glass door.

Membership comes with a beautifully designed, personalised certificate — signed by the Grand Committee of Idiots — that the recipient can print, frame, and display with whatever pride they can muster.

How it works

Enter the name

Type in the name of the idiot you'd like to honour. They don't need to know it's coming.

Pay once

€9.99. One time. No subscription, no membership fees — this isn't that kind of club.

Receive instantly

A personalised PDF certificate lands in your inbox within seconds. Print it. Frame it. Present it.

The Certificate

Beautifully official. Officially ridiculous.

✦ The Official Registry of Certified Idiots ✦

IDIOTS CLUB

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This is to certify, beyond all reasonable doubt — and with the full acknowledgement
that reasonable doubt is itself in short supply here — that

Your Recipient's Name

has been formally assessed, unanimously confirmed, and solemnly inducted as

A FULLY CERTIFIED MEMBER OF THE IDIOTS CLUB

DISCLAIMER: This certificate is issued purely for entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to an actual insult is entirely in the eye of the beholder.

SAMPLE

Is this for someone you know?

We've all been there.

The Idiots Club does not judge. We simply recognise. If any of the following look familiar, you know exactly who to nominate.

Exhibit A

"I definitely remember where I parked."

Spoken with full confidence. Found the car 45 minutes later in an entirely different car park.

Exhibit B

"I'll just reply-all real quick."

The entire company now knows about the office fridge situation. HR has been notified.

Exhibit C

"I don't need to read the instructions."

Three hours later, two screws left over, and the wardrobe leans at a concerning angle.

Exhibit D

"The glass door was definitely open."

It was not open. Everyone in the lobby saw it. Nobody said a word.

Exhibit E

"I'll just quickly check if it's hot."

It was hot. This was already known. The mug said "CAUTION: HOT" on the side.

Exhibit F

"I'm sure I locked the door."

Turned around 20 minutes into the journey. It was not locked. It never is.

Exhibit G

"I'm sure I can make it on this tank of fuel."

They could not make it. The breakdown service was called. It was a Tuesday.

Exhibit H

"I'll just send it without proofreading."

The client's name was spelled wrong in the subject line, the body, and the sign-off. Three different ways.

Exhibit I

"I know a shortcut."

The shortcut added 40 minutes. Nobody spoke for the rest of the journey.